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Drinking Quotes

Engraved GiftsAt Kyle Design, we offer in-house gift engraving on Kyle's unique personalized gifts. The perfect place for a drinking quote is on one of Kyle's decorative stainless steel flasks. With over 500 cool designs to choose from and 30 vibrant accent colors, you can find the perfect flask for a friend's birthday, son or daughter's graduation or for a bachelor, bachelorette or wedding party.


Drinking & Alcohol Quotes - Popular Cheers & Toasts for Drinkers

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." 
-- Mark Twain 

"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." 
-- Mark Twain 

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." 
-- Frank Sinatra 

Sunrise Flask"I am awake, I might as well be drinking." 
-- Dan Thompson 

"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." 
-- Homer Simpson 

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." 
-- Ogden Nash 

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." 
-- Humphrey Bogart 

"I drink to make other people interesting." 
-- George Jean Nathan 

I love to drink martinis. 
Two at the very most. 
Three I'm under the table. 
Four I'm under the host! 
-- Dorothy Parker Alcohol Molecule Money Clip

"One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough." 
-- James Thurber 

Common drinking toast in Ireland, Scotland and the Isle of Man that translates as "health". 

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. 
It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." 
-- Steve Allen 

"I envy people who drink, 
at least they know what to blame everything on." 
-- Oscar Levant 

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, 
I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty"." 
-- Joe E. Lewis 

Engraved Bubble Flask"I drink no more than a sponge." 
-- Francis Rabelais 

"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; 
the best of life is but intoxication." 
-- Lord Byron 

"Drink to me." 
-- Pablo Picasso's last words 

"One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough." 
-- Edward Burke 

"I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served." 
-- George Gobel 

"Not everyone who drinks is a poet. 
Some of us drink because we're not poets." 
-- Dudley Moore 

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew Beer Pill Box
and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." 
-- W.C. Fields 

"I like my whisky old and my women young." 
-- Errol Flynn 

"Here's to a long life and a merry one 
A quick death and an easy one 
A pretty girl and an honest one 
A cold beer and another one!" 
-- Irish Saying 

"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink." 
-- Author Unknown 

"Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey." 
-- Beau "Pappy" Maverick, Maverick 

Engraved Book Flask"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." 
-- Henry Youngman 

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep 
your mouth shut." 
-- Ernest Hemingway 

"The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol 
is dignity." 
-- Author Unknown 

"Wine is bottled poetry." 
-- Robert Louis Stevenson 

"If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. 
If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic." 
-- Author Unknown 

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink 
takes you." Travel Shot Glass with Keychain
-- Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald 

"This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words 
for thought." 
-- Samuel Johnson 

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but 
food and water." 
-- W.C. Fields 

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. 
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel 
does not go nearly as well with pizza." 
-- Dave Barry 

"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on." 
-- Oscar Levant 

Engraved Wine Pill Box"Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up 
in frost." 
-- Samuel Johnson 

"Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion." 
-- Ovid

"They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst." 
-- Scottish Proverb 

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." 
-- Winston Churchill 

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." 
-- Dean Martin

"Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted Margarita Flask
and have the time of our life." 
-- Author Unknown 

"Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down." 
-- Phyllis Diller 

"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, 
slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult." 
-- P.J. O'Rourke

"Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part 
remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave 
and four parts clarified Satan." 
-- Ambrose Bierce 

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, 
and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink." 
-- Mark Twain 

Engraved Martini Flask"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough." 
-- James Thurber

"Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?" 
-- Robert Benchley 

"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts 
will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. 
There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded 
to fall in to this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have 
delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity." 
-- Abraham Lincoln 

"Draft beer, not people." 
-- Author Unknown 

"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know Alcohol Molecule Bookmark
when I am having a good time." 
-- Lady Astor 

"I like liquor - its taste and its effects - 
and that is just the reason why I never drink it." 
-- Thomas Jackson 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. 
When they wake up in the morning, 
that's as good as they're going to feel all day." 
-- Frank Sinatra

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people 
are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." 
-- Robert Benchley 

Engraved Round Martini Flask"You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party." 
-- Drew Navikas

"No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - 
or so good as drink." 
-- Lord Chesterton 

"Even though a number of people have tried, 
no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." 
-- Jean Kerr 

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