Quotes About Smoking

"I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping."
-- Mark Twain

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
-- Fletcher Knebel

"A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure.
It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?"
-- Oscar Wilde

"Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss."
-- Sigmund Freud

"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day."
I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini

"There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.
In fact, I got married once on account of that."
-- Harold Robbins

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
-- Woody Allen

"There are some circles in America where it seems to be
more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes."
-- Katharine Whitehorn

"Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries."
-- Luis Buñuel

"Coffee and tobacco are complete repose."
-- Turkish Proverb