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Smoking & Smoker Quotes; Sayings About Cigarettes, Cigars, Tobacco, Pipes"It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep,and never to refrain when awake." -- Mark Twain "Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." -- Fletcher Knebel "A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?" -- Oscar Wilde "Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss." -- Sigmund Freud "I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day." I haven't had time for tobacco since." -- Arturo Toscanini "There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that." -- Harold Robbins "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." -- Woody Allen "There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes." -- Katharine Whitehorn "Coffee and tobacco are complete repose." -- Turkish Proverb "To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." -- Mark Twain "Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world." -- Irish Proverb "Little tube of mighty pow'r, Charmer of an idle hour, Object of my warm desire." -- Isaac Hawkins Browne "Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine." -- George D. Prentice "The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Tobacco is a dirty weed. I like it. It satisfies no normal need. I like it. It makes you thin, it makes you lean, It takes the hair right off your bean It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen. I like it." -- Graham Lee Hemminger "For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward." -- Jay Leno "The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts." -- Edith Zittler "The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide." -- Kurt Vonnegut "A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee." -- Brock Fiant "There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have." -- Trey Park "I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth." -- Paul Carvel "A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other." -- Author Unknown "Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries." -- Luis Buñuel "I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!" -- Dave Beard "Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs." -- Author Unknown "Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress." -- Terri Guillemets "Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases." -- Robert Burton "They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop." -- Mignon McLaughlin "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Rudyard Kipling "Coffee and tobacco are complete repose." -- Turkish Proverb "I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table." -- Michelle Pfieffer "To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist." -- Terri Guillemets It invades my body against my will, and it's not fair." -- Patty Young "The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches." -- Author Unknown "Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!" -- George Gordon "I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth." -- Mignon McLaughlin "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields "My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." -- Winston Churchill "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." -- George F. Burns |
