Quotes About Poker and Gambling

"I used to be a heavy gambler.
But now I just make mental bets.
That's how I lost my mind."
-- Steve Allen

"When your opponent's sittin' there
holdin' all the aces, there's only one
thing to do: kick over the table."
-- Dean Martin

"The urge to gamble is so universal,
and its practice so pleasurable
that I assume it must be evil."
-- Heywood Broun

"If you must play, decide upon three things at the start:
the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time."
-- Chinese Proverb