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Drinking
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Drinking Quotes
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
-- Mark Twain
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
-- Frank Sinatra
"I am awake, I might as well be drinking."
-- Dan Thompson
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
-- Homer Simpson
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
-- Ogden Nash
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-- Humphrey Bogart
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-- Ernest Hemmingway
"I drink to make other people interesting."
-- George Jean Nathan
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
-- Dorothy Parker
"One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough."
-- James Thurber
"Do not allow children to mix drinks.
It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."
-- Steve Allen
"I envy people who drink,
at least they know what to blame everything on."
-- Oscar Levant
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch,
I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty"."
-- Joe E. Lewis
"I drink no more than a sponge."
-- Francis Rabelais
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;
the best of life is but intoxication."
-- Lord Byron
"Drink to me."
-- Pablo Picasso's last words
"One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough."
-- Edward Burke
"I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served."
-- George Gobel
"Not everyone who drinks is a poet.
Some of us drink because we're not poets."
-- Dudley Moore
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew
and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
-- W.C. Fields
"Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!"
-- Irish Saying
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