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Computers
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Quotes About Computers
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."
-- Anonymous
"They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing.
Clicking must be somewhere just after that.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
-- Gene Brown
"Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?"
-- Anonymous
"Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!"
-- Anonymous
"See daddy? All the keys are in alphabetical order now."
-- Anonymous
"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0."
-- Anonymous
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
-- Anonymous
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
-- Anonymous
"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."
-- Anonymous
"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."
-- Anonymous
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
-- Anonymous
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly."
-- Anonymous
"Better to be a geek than an idiot."
-- Anonymous
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-- Pablo Picasso
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
-- Emo Philips
"Unix is computer-scientology, not computer science."
-- Dave Mankins
"If you have trouble sounding condescending,
find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
-- Scott Adams
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